Insanity On the Road !!!!!!!!!!

Insane Traffic In Chennai (Only way to survive is to be insane )  

Damnnnnnnn chennai traffic sucks big time brothers (just to let those weak in geography know that chennai is in A state called Tamil Nadu In INDIA south east asia )
Anyhow i have had a lot of incidents and accidents here .The latest incident happened today I wus riding to work and was trailing this huge bus which was fish tailing all over the lil road .hmmmmm thought better to overtake it and be safe .SO in front of the university crazy snake bus driver slows down to a crawl .i move to the side there is this cycle walla going in the corner thers almost 6 feet of space between him and the bus also hes going in a straight line doesnt look like some of those cyclists who rather then going straight keep making figure of S on the road .SO im like about time to overtake from fourth gear cut down to 3rd give 2 honks on the horn to let the cycle fellow know im coming thru .Hahahahahah now the fun starts as soon as i near the cycle guy he decides to chuck the straight line and starts the figure S routine im like FUCK U maniacccc in my mind .I let go of the accelerater the engine roars as i cut gear again to brake .Slam the rear brakes thers a screeeeecchhhhhhh and im full out into a skid now hmmmm pump the front brakes .Thers a collective gasp from the bus riding fellows i could hear it through my helmet they gooooo ohhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!! at one point of time im in between the bus and the cycle fellow but then i fall back and the cyclist after 1 minute of insanity comes back to ground zero and goes on the straight line again .I look at him and the expression on his face is amazing not a care in the world nothing he looks at me as if nothing has happened and im like grrrrrrrrrrrrr ahhhaaaaa .Insanity is Bliss people dont even know what they are doing and how it might affect others .To guys like these i have only this to say u want to die go die man but not under my wheels itll spoil the paint job ;) And ill be in JAIL .Check out the pic of typical chennai traffic ull know how the thing goes .