Leasons Learnt In a Police Station
Well!!! welll !!!! My First almost DUI(Driving Under The Influence )section 187 of the motor vechles act or wus it 185, i will have to check the Police notice for that .
Well the story goes like this had some( and mind you it was only some) on saturday night and popped a couple of mentos in my mouth and thought wus ready to go .I take the bend from the beach and find 5 or 6 cops stopping cars im like shit what luck nyhow .The Cop talked to me once and said ahhhhaaaa we have a prospective "bakra here" .The smile on his face could only have been matched by the one given to him on the news of his first born.There were four more bakras there ready for slaughter .Pathetic creatures no spine in them .
As the story goes wus taken to some shady hospital in saidapet where some doc gave me a certificate With the option "Had consumed alcohol and wus not found under the influence " no breath test no blood test nothing ,maybe the doc was so proffesional that he has tuned his sniffing sense to just sniff out the percentage of alcohol in the bakras blood :).
nyhow after all this the cops took us back to the crime scene and gave each ofus a police notice with somehting scribbbled on it (the hand writting wus so bad that i was surprised how the hell he managed to clear his 10th leave alone becoming a cop lol) .Me and the cop went on a joy ride in my car were we took two chakkers of the beach the bloody cop enjoying each bit of it .I tried the saaaarrrr please saarrrrrrr therapy to which the Crisp response came "No No this money is not for me I have done full karwai now itll be the courts that will settle " I wodered then why is he not leting me go hmmmmmm .Started to think how much money ill have to give .Did a mental calculation results ====== 80 Rs Indian , 100 Rs bangladeshi .thats all i had in my pocket hmmmmm a tough bargaining will be needed here .
After the joy ride we landed at the police station.The other bakras were going full out , hmmm "kasai kabhi bakre par taras nahi karta " roughly translates into A buttcher never has any pity on the lamb .Nyhow i waited for all the guys to finish as i had the least to offer .The guys paid 1500 each and went home (the net gain for the cop wus almost 6 grand in one night or wus it for the courts heheheh).
It wus preety late now alomost 2 AM in the night called some friends asked them what to do they said man pay something as nothing can be done but something for me wus nothing for them ;) ,Nyhow told the cops my situation so the tech savy cop says go to ATM hahahahah man that was a good one ,unluckly for him i dont have ATM card .so that idea didnt help .After a lot of yapping i stated to get pissed .Finally the guy told me to talk to the SI.
The SI wus in deep slumber oblivious of the prblm this bakra wus facing .SO woke him up .he woke up like a kumbakaran glared at me and said "whattttttt uuu stillll ere give money kno for court"Also he said the actual fine is 2000 if i pay here they will let me off for 1500 hahahahah the friendly neighbourhood cop was giving me a discount of 500 bucks maybe it was happy hours, nyhow i said fuck it time to get a lil tough as the soft approach failed tottaly so it wus either nothing or 1500 .So started by asking hey Mr COP what section are u charging me under :reply Section 187 of motor veh act .
Me: Its not written on the police notice you gave me
Cop: rubbing one eye :What !
Me :the doc certificate u gave me says i wus not found under the influence the how can i be charged for DUI ?????
COP:That we do for evrybody (i wanted to laugh but didnt gud for me :) )
Me :You didnt Take any breath test or blood sample.
Cop: standing up NO need for that .hahahah (remeberd my theory of the proffesional doc )
ME: even if u do the test there is something called permissible limits also you cant do anything now.Hmmm it wus advantage me kept the assault going.
Me :I started reading my rights written on the back of the Police Notice
" cops cant keep the car unless there is possiblity its a stolen vechile or somethinf ,only xerox copies of papers have to be shown to the cops originals only to Court "
COP: For u its a criminal case so we will keep car.
Me : what criminal case ???
Cop Scratching Head what ??????
Me : saaarrr u know what the whole thing is i know what the whole thing is ,also i dont have any money so just leave it.
Cop:Whatttt you are not letting me sleep !!!!HAHAHAHAHA he wus a funny SI
Me: give me the key an u sleep .
Cop: what yaar come .
Calls one sipahi notes down my address and say come on monday and give money .I smile at him an say i dont have any money be it monday tuesday or sunday .Hmmmm cop scratches his head one more time and gives me the keys .While going out he almost pleads
"so when are you coming "
Me : dont know maybe ill come on TV " loved the parting shot .cop wus stunned .
I go out where the junior sipahi says give something kno i said u want 100 bangaldeshi rupees he politely refused :) .went home and slept oh yeah almost forgot i got a souvenier from the Cop hole too .
LESSONS LEARNT
1. donot drink and drive.
2.DO NOT DRINK and DRIVE.
3. know your rights.
4. make a stand dont be a spineless bumm.
5.Keep finger crossed and bribe the gods by promising a coconut to the local deity :)
Regards
A wiser Shamz
Well the story goes like this had some( and mind you it was only some) on saturday night and popped a couple of mentos in my mouth and thought wus ready to go .I take the bend from the beach and find 5 or 6 cops stopping cars im like shit what luck nyhow .The Cop talked to me once and said ahhhhaaaa we have a prospective "bakra here" .The smile on his face could only have been matched by the one given to him on the news of his first born.There were four more bakras there ready for slaughter .Pathetic creatures no spine in them .
As the story goes wus taken to some shady hospital in saidapet where some doc gave me a certificate With the option "Had consumed alcohol and wus not found under the influence " no breath test no blood test nothing ,maybe the doc was so proffesional that he has tuned his sniffing sense to just sniff out the percentage of alcohol in the bakras blood :).
nyhow after all this the cops took us back to the crime scene and gave each ofus a police notice with somehting scribbbled on it (the hand writting wus so bad that i was surprised how the hell he managed to clear his 10th leave alone becoming a cop lol) .Me and the cop went on a joy ride in my car were we took two chakkers of the beach the bloody cop enjoying each bit of it .I tried the saaaarrrr please saarrrrrrr therapy to which the Crisp response came "No No this money is not for me I have done full karwai now itll be the courts that will settle " I wodered then why is he not leting me go hmmmmmm .Started to think how much money ill have to give .Did a mental calculation results ====== 80 Rs Indian , 100 Rs bangladeshi .thats all i had in my pocket hmmmmm a tough bargaining will be needed here .
After the joy ride we landed at the police station.The other bakras were going full out , hmmm "kasai kabhi bakre par taras nahi karta " roughly translates into A buttcher never has any pity on the lamb .Nyhow i waited for all the guys to finish as i had the least to offer .The guys paid 1500 each and went home (the net gain for the cop wus almost 6 grand in one night or wus it for the courts heheheh).
It wus preety late now alomost 2 AM in the night called some friends asked them what to do they said man pay something as nothing can be done but something for me wus nothing for them ;) ,Nyhow told the cops my situation so the tech savy cop says go to ATM hahahahah man that was a good one ,unluckly for him i dont have ATM card .so that idea didnt help .After a lot of yapping i stated to get pissed .Finally the guy told me to talk to the SI.
The SI wus in deep slumber oblivious of the prblm this bakra wus facing .SO woke him up .he woke up like a kumbakaran glared at me and said "whattttttt uuu stillll ere give money kno for court"Also he said the actual fine is 2000 if i pay here they will let me off for 1500 hahahahah the friendly neighbourhood cop was giving me a discount of 500 bucks maybe it was happy hours, nyhow i said fuck it time to get a lil tough as the soft approach failed tottaly so it wus either nothing or 1500 .So started by asking hey Mr COP what section are u charging me under :reply Section 187 of motor veh act .
Me: Its not written on the police notice you gave me
Cop: rubbing one eye :What !
Me :the doc certificate u gave me says i wus not found under the influence the how can i be charged for DUI ?????
COP:That we do for evrybody (i wanted to laugh but didnt gud for me :) )
Me :You didnt Take any breath test or blood sample.
Cop: standing up NO need for that .hahahah (remeberd my theory of the proffesional doc )
ME: even if u do the test there is something called permissible limits also you cant do anything now.Hmmm it wus advantage me kept the assault going.
Me :I started reading my rights written on the back of the Police Notice
" cops cant keep the car unless there is possiblity its a stolen vechile or somethinf ,only xerox copies of papers have to be shown to the cops originals only to Court "
COP: For u its a criminal case so we will keep car.
Me : what criminal case ???
Cop Scratching Head what ??????
Me : saaarrr u know what the whole thing is i know what the whole thing is ,also i dont have any money so just leave it.
Cop:Whatttt you are not letting me sleep !!!!HAHAHAHAHA he wus a funny SI
Me: give me the key an u sleep .
Cop: what yaar come .
Calls one sipahi notes down my address and say come on monday and give money .I smile at him an say i dont have any money be it monday tuesday or sunday .Hmmmm cop scratches his head one more time and gives me the keys .While going out he almost pleads
"so when are you coming "
Me : dont know maybe ill come on TV " loved the parting shot .cop wus stunned .
I go out where the junior sipahi says give something kno i said u want 100 bangaldeshi rupees he politely refused :) .went home and slept oh yeah almost forgot i got a souvenier from the Cop hole too .
LESSONS LEARNT
1. donot drink and drive.
2.DO NOT DRINK and DRIVE.
3. know your rights.
4. make a stand dont be a spineless bumm.
5.Keep finger crossed and bribe the gods by promising a coconut to the local deity :)
Regards
A wiser Shamz
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