Hmmmmm Sun Sand Surf Sea Road ----> Me :)

Off Again !!!!!!!!

2009-05-18T15:18:00.003+05:45

Its real hard to keep track of things people an places i kp goin ever since cmin bck frm shillong been movin arnd as if i havent alrdy been doin that :) pune ...indore mhow chandigarh delhi ..dehradun . forwrd places near the IB..infact the things were that xtreme while cmin bck frm dehradun to punjab the old rickty bus caught fire lolzzzz gave the firangs in it the real india they always insist on seeing.... one of crazy adventures an weird things ....sumthin akin to a indian rope trick .....

That brings me to the latest thing Im movin to the Valley aka kashmir ...Been posted to Rashtriya Rifles more popularly known as "RR" ...guess will b out of touch frm the net an all its gonna b is about patrols ambushes .raids cordon searches so on an so forth ...Time to B an infantry man ...

SMIT Village

2008-11-15T18:13:00.003+05:45

Everyday we go to this nice place sm kms outside shillong for paragliding called SMIT village ... the place is perfect no trees jus awesome heights an open spaces .... an everyday we give the local village kids something to cheer bout ...its a big thing for them seeing these huge army vehs rollin down the country roads which have hardly seen anything bigger then a car... an these burly men siting inside in combat uniforms .... we could have easily been going to war but what does it matter ... Its strange being an object of attention to be looked at an with expressions of wonder an to feel as if ur in sm place wher u dnt hav mch of reason being there..... but all that dsnt stop the local kids for waving there arms off at us an with smiles to die for :) ..... it makes me feel all warm inside seeing those kids an happy smiles atleast we hav got those on their faces .....

Having stayed in a village myself I kno its a big thing ... i hav waved at passing trucks myslef an tryin to prove to the kids around me that time it wus me they ppl inside me wher waving at all the time .... I guess the kids out there gonna remember these days for the rest of their lives "When The Army Went Marchin By " an this time not for war but for sumthing much better .... tomorrow its another day towards Smit Another round of waving cheering clapping an smiling ......

In shillong

2008-11-07T18:30:00.001+05:45

Wow has the place changed :) but i think for the better ... gone are the days of insurgency an violence ... its like any other city in india now ... cant help wonder but when prosperity comes an ppl get fed up wth the useless carnage thers always a change ... im kinda short on time right now so will write in detail at a later stage ...

Btw the para gldin course is goin great had my first flight today mst say feels awesome to fly like a bird an jus glide around ...but mst say its not a easy thing to do ... had to roll down the hill a couple of times too but in the end the rush wus worth it ....lukin forward to takin off frm more heights .... will post pics later so longgggg

Off To Shillong..........

2008-10-18T14:11:00.002+05:45

Off to shillong
Life is much easier if ur always travelling around ... You get a destination that you have to reach... for people who do not hav a direction to go in they get one...It makes them feel that yeah they are headed some wher ...It tends to stop you from thinking about things that genrally you would have been brooding upon....

Its been like 12 years since I have been to that place ... its always nice to go to places yoy have been before ...people like seeing things which give them a feeling of nostalgia.. it makes u feel funny inside ......guess we jus love that feeling... thats what makes us attached to things which otherwise have no value, houses ... cars ..bikes etc etc ....what is it to me if I make four walls around me an call it a home but then thats what gives you a sense of belonging thats what makes you feel grounded to things in life ...it gives you a sense of security ....Seeing things all over again .....its jus that the thrill of feeling the same emotions that u have had all that time ago...its a different kinda high

Expectations !!!!!!!!!!!

2008-10-06T02:06:00.002+05:45

Lifer's is all bout expectations ....the day you are born into this world people start expecting things from you an u start expecting things right back .....Bigger the want bigger the desire ..bigger the desire bigger the expectation an bigger the expectation bigger the let down .....Through out your life either you are being measured up to some kind of expectations or you your self measure somebody else on your expectation .....

Its in the human psyche to expect things without realizing that you start to do it its more of a subconscious thing .... i guess as they say you don't expect things you if just don't care ,I on the other hand disagree with the thing ...i guess the biggest thing that you can do is not expect things at all.....you just be happy in a bubble with yourself ..... I say do away with expectations ....just be selfless an give more then what you get ....wont life be a much more easier place...i guess bout time the baby says "hello stop expecting an just let me be " ....but easier said then done ....everything has it pros an cons its like becoming unemotional nothing bothers you an if things don't bother you they wont hurt you ...but then when people don't expect things from you dsnt it makes matter worse because then you realize that you don't matter to them anything that you do dsnt have an effect....its a tight rope between having no expectation's an just being happy with what you get ....having no expectations doesn't always mean you don't care does it .......

About time i stop this rant ......i guess by now people would have started to expect that I'm loony....

Lonnerrrr

2008-04-22T11:26:00.002+05:45

Its kinda hard to b online ...i wonder y do we write random things out here for other people to read ...i mean whts the whole purpose of this blogg thing...its been sm time since i made this thing online ..... back then i wus mad at the whole world so wanted to do sumthin ....

nyhow its been some time i think more than 2 yrs an things hav hardly chaanged in the same man with the same issues in life ...iv had some accomplishments an sm dissapointments which hav made me grow ...but at the end of the day when i do put up my boots im always a Lonner....It kinda used to wrry me a lil but these days im not worryin nymore ....it dsnt matter nymore .....lot of people say they live life one day at a time to b frank im a livin xample of that.....the less u thing the easier it gets

Hmmmmm long over due

2007-11-11T17:46:00.000+05:45

heyyya guys its been really long time since i hav posted here .....dats cuz the armys been keepin me busy an been goin places an doin things ....so will take sm time to get organised ...... d reason im not writin smthin here is got a big ass exam tomorrow on radio eqpt...so gotta cram for that damn i thought i left all that studyin behind when i drafted for the army :(....damn mirage i hate that sence of false security hehehehhehhh but its k lifes been gud an have been travellin more then iv been sleepin ....what the heck ill write dwn the places visited ....
Imphal,Kohima,dimapur,jakhama,guwahati,calcutta,lukhnow,jabalpur,indore,mhow,mandu,an the damn list is long yeh ....but im livin it rest tomorrow an will update sm pics got helllot of em .....the pic on the left is a pic of imphal valley.....

Officers training academy one of the toughest academy in the world !!!!

2006-09-26T17:24:00.000+05:45

2006-09-19T13:49:00.000+05:45

after the parade

2006-09-19T13:43:00.000+05:45

obstacle course

In the Army now

2006-09-18T13:20:00.000+05:45

wow one year and here I am again postin on my blogg lots of happenings ,biggest of all am an army officer now ,just passed out of my academy on 16th and got my two stars :).Reminds of the little poem we had in the academy goes like this

" I am a soldier am not afraid to die two stars on my shoulder are better then a million in the sky"
posting some pics here more to come

New Car !!!!

2005-09-23T15:32:00.000+05:45

Well finally my dad got the Chevy Optra ,I had to do a lot of research for this ,now I can tell you all the car prices ,how much horse power they have what features they come out with ,what are the fuel comsumption figures etc etc etc etccccc .Its surprising how much you learn by just going around here and there ,Thats why they say be aware ,it makes you powerful you know whats out there and you are prepared for it .

Same thing goes with Balas system for his honda city ,I was a big 0 in that too but now I think I can atleast say something on the topic rather then just noding my head the next time somebody talk about car systems lolzzzz.Its good fun to learn these things ,Untill you ask around you will never know whats what and you just take ppls word for it and then curse everybody in sight if it turns out wrong

Off to join the ARMY

2005-09-22T23:47:00.000+05:45

Well

I got my JI Joining letter from the Indian Army ,to join in so will be goin there to join my course starts on oct 10th .I had gone for the SSB interview to allahabad man It was so much fun 5 days of activities and then 5 days of medical .Enjoyed each and eveypart of the whole thing .

Bush !!!! Where What huhhhhhh ?????

2005-09-22T23:43:00.000+05:45

Well we all know what an A****** George Bush is

Anyhow I always liked this site http://www.bushspeaks.com/

Regards

We are because They Are .

2005-07-01T19:24:00.000+05:45

Unknown Soldier

Wait until the war is over
And we're both a little older
The unknown soldier

Breakfast where the news is read
Television children fed
Unborn living, living, dead
Bullet strikes the helmet's head

And it's all over
For the unknown soldier
It's all over
For the unknown soldier

Guess in all the IT revolution fast cars sexy grls we should stop and think about the guys who are out there giving there today for our tomorrow (Taken from letter written by an officer killed in the Kargil War) Im surprised at the lack of interest in people of India in their own Armed forces despite the fact the Indian Subcontinent if the hot bed of all the action .Kashmir North East Bangaldesh what not

But still everytime we hear or read the news about one more Indian Soldier killed in the line of duty do we even stop to think who he must have been, do we think of people to whom that name written in that small corner of the new paper makes sense , people to whom that name meant the whole world because he was their son husband brother ??????? Or do we just shrug it off as just another name not to be read or bothered about and go ttu ttu ttu we should stop all this and go back to the page three and read about who is screwin around with who .

2005-06-22T20:03:00.000+05:45

My Baby.................

Well what can I write .Am quite down today .Had reached chennai from bangalore today morning at 5 am .Amit was there to pick me up .Reached home as I was opening the door asked amit so hoz caffee doin didnt get any response but then I was preoccupied with opening the door so went in ,went to the kitchen and got some water ,was wondering how come she didnt bark as the kitchen is right next to mom an dads bedroom and she always whines when she heras me moving around ,but then she was really sick so thought she must be sleeping .Went up and was being my regular irritable guy (was up all night in the train ) thats when Amit said cafe died last night .It really hit me and I wasnt even there to take her to the hospital and do what ever these guys did for her but then would I have liked to see her the way she went ......

I was still thinking about it .went out to where she was burried and thats when it hit ,to just imagine my baby lying in ther in the ground was too much .12 years have passed since I first saw her still rem the first time I saw her my sis had brought her from her friends place and it was raining and since sis lived in the hostel in chandigarh couldnt take her in so they were waiting for me at the gate .It feels 12 years have just gone like snap .And no shes no more .No body to bark when I come back, nobody to take for walks, no body to give a bath to, nobody to talk to, nobody to brush and play with .

Mom said they burried her with her ball and bone and some milk for her and I was like you forgot her fav biscuits why didnt you put the biscuits in .

Its raining here and my baby is under all that mud .I dont think Ill ever get another .

Good bye caffee love you so much .I always wanted to take her to the beach but never got around to it no I regret not doing that .

The Road And Life

2005-05-31T14:10:00.000+05:45

" The Road "

Hmmmm so whats happening with the world ????????? The same I guess as always .Its so easy to dissapear :) .Had not [posted anything here in a long long time .Lot of things , a lot of things were going on so could not .So just thought would post this old pic of me on my very first ride towards goa from chennai .I think its on the way to karwar .Me and rajesh are siting on the road .I still remember how warm the road felt when we sat down on it lolzzz .on this Road I got hit by a Bug missile when I was trying to do "remove the helmet wind in my hair act" heheheheh all I got was a huge bug right in the face hurt like hell and the poor fellow (the bug ) got smashed . Some old memories on the road of life .....

want to write but dont know what to write !!!!!!

2005-03-18T14:27:00.000+05:45

Well i wanted to post something here but then dont know what to write .So will just sit here in front of me lappie an type what ever comes to mind.Its unusally funny that even when you dont know what you want to write you still end up writing lol cant beleive have written so many words and here i was worried about what to write here hmmmm but the point is I want to write something worth while Im kinda low today and felt like ill write something .Nyhow leave all that cuz am not able find what im looking for .Bottom line is im kinda upset thats all :)

Of Nothings and Somethings

2005-03-11T15:44:00.000+05:45

Hmmmmm Havent posted anything for quite some time was thinking of this vague thought that had crossed my mind quite some days back.Was talking to some one and something in the conversation just triggered this stupid thought hmmm then went to yacoubs and discussed it there with the dudes, obviously they were very concerned about my health as they thought I must have fallen down the stairs of yacoubs appartment and hit myself on the head lol .Cant blame them I hardly ever tell people what all vague thought that come into my head so it comes as a totall surprise to them hmmmmm

Anyway talking about this thing that got into my head was about Doing nothing but still doing something, Goes like this can we ever completely do nothing, we will always be doing something lol now does that sound confusing hmmmm well check this thing out k I go to office and just sit in my office and dont do no work go home somebody asks me " hey how was today, what did u do ? " hmmm I go " well I did nothing today " hmmm how can I do nothing, you cant do nothing can you now it still is something .What I did was I sat in my office all day long and did no work.well now maybe the pic is a bit clearer hmmmm this stupid thought got me thinking .And more I thought about it the more I learned hmmmm

What I realized is that its all relative nothing to one is something to another.Well this just reminds me of my previous posts on the Police story wher the cop was asking for 1500 hundred bucks to let me off and i had only 80 lol so my something was nothing to the cop but it still was something in reality .So we have to think in those terms everybody has there own somethings and nothings ,all of us dont share the same notion of nothings.One may have done nothing in his entire life in one guys views but the same person could have done a hell lot in another guys view.So its all in how we preceive things .Hmmmmm thats what i learned from thinking so much over nothing lol or was it something now that is what we have to decide ;)

BLANK !!!!!

2005-03-05T12:47:00.000+05:45

Blank Blank how many times has it happened when u stare at space and not a thing goes through your head .Hmmmm happens to me I have had people ask me what are you thinking about when i just stare into space it happens at all kind of weird places .Started in school when in class was just staring out into the Playground not a thought in my head .It was nice feeling was scared it should not go away .But then the dude siting next to me said "Hey what you thinking " I still remember that moment I was lil irritated that the thing was broken .The dude was very concerned when i said i wasnt thinking of anything .Maybe he thought i was mad.
That was the first time i remember i had this feeling ,Then I used to wait for these moments to come .Where i would just stare into space and the mind will be just blank.Hmmmmmmmm
I just had a msg on my phone .And i knew Who it was :).the guy next to me said its Hutch customer care lol cuz he got a msg about the same time .Hmmmm but i knew it was not .And it turned out true .Hmmmmm it happens that you sometimes know who it is .Its that 6th sense that reveals itself for like a second and then just dissapears .

Hmmmmm Some days you feel very lonely these days I have been feeling just like that.NOTHING MATTERS i guess

An Idea Whose Time Has come !!!!

2005-03-04T14:28:00.000+05:45

Hmmm heard this before now have you ???????? Nobody can stop an idea whose time has come .Hmmmmm well i have lots of ideas and f***in waiting for their time to come grrrrrr .Time bloody its the same 24 hours you have everyday right its like, its not that on some days you have 27 hours or on some days you have 13 hours .But then sometimes a minute seems like an hour and sometimes a hour seems like an minute .Hmmmmm all in what we preceive its all in the head all in ther in that thing called brain .Makes us beleive stupid things .Makes us beleive in things and plays tricks .It bloody plays tricks on itself now .Hmmmm why does it do that why would anybody want to play a trick on himself .Maybe it will be understood if we can decipher the million and trillions of neuro signals goin from one nerve to another .I think at one point of time we can download our brain into a comp of sumthing and then live for ever in cyber space untill somebody formats your drive lol .Spooky naa but its very possible if u forget the technology part its very much real.
Nyhow why i started this whole rant lemme think i guess my mind played a trick again .Nyhow im not finding time to get my haircut and finish my camera roll .Do want to do that soon enuf .Lets see if my day today has 27 hours or 13 know what i mean ;)

2005-03-03T11:03:00.000+05:45

War

Living In A Dangerous World !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-03-03T11:02:00.000+05:45

Hmmmmmm

Long time has passed since I posted something Here .This is my board my message board to the thousand or millions of ppl out there on cyber space buzzing around in this sea of Info .Its amazing how much stuff is on the web most of is junk to me like everything else which I dont care about' "One mans dirt is another mans gold" as they say hmmmmmm now why I am writing this here dont know Just my lil bit to the endless useless information on the net ,but can information ever be useless if its useless can it called be information in the true sense lol now im geting too much into the skin of the issue.

Dangerous world yeah we are in a DANGerous world ,Everytime I switch on the TV , open the newspaper, read a magazine .I hear it DANG DANG DANG DANG DANGER beating like a drum in my ears, Images stories graphics opinions about war ,the soo called war on terrorism ,The leaders say its the war for peace lol now can anything be more ironic then that .A WAR FOR PEACE lol come on now who are they kiding well actually ppl like us are being taken for a ride .Well now why why oh why they cant see what I and other ppl can see that is the so called SHAM war .Hmmmm brings me back to Information .They read news papers which have corporate backings TV news channels with corporate backing .The Govt controls the corporate or is it the other way around but the esense is both are so mingled that one cannot say where the interest of the corporates finish and the govt starts .

People dying, kids being blown apart ,women being raped ,Wills being broken ,A whole nation brought to its knees .For what for what FOR WHATTTTT !!!!!!!!
Hmmmmm the cradle of civilization has become the graveyard of mankind .But why I am geting upset over it .I still live in my happy happy world wear my nike sneakers ,Ride my bike ,Gulp down pepsi I dont see anything wrong .Its all happening way over there and I am safe all the way here or am I.Cant we do anything or all we can do is read the news shake our head and go back to what we were doing .Yeah we are living in a Dangerous world That you and me have created my friend .

I Read This Some Where On a machine gun of a plane In Iraq

"Peace Through Superior Fire Power " guess that says it all my friend

Living In A Dangerous World

Ohhh What A Wonderfull World !!!!!!!!!

2005-02-24T14:29:00.000+05:45

Dreams And Aspirations

Well I was jus checking a site given to me on pics camers etc.And thers is this one section where guys submit pics for rating comments and stuff .Was checking it out and came across this picture of a kitten ,The guy who took this pic said it was taken in a pet shop .the little thing waiting for someone to come by and take her out and remove her from the cage reminds you of that song Oh What A Wonderfull Wrold.
The image of the outside world in the eyes of the kitten are like dreams .Jus makes you think what dreams we have what are our aspirations how many of us are like this kitten, Cant follow our dreams, cant fullfill our aspirations because of our cages, all of us are in somekind of a cage be it the cage of society ,conscience ,family , friends etc. etc. .They hold us back and dont let us follow our real dreams .Ahhaaa the dreams in our eyes and the cages that hold us back .This picture really moved me a lot .What if the bars were not there what if this kitten was in its dream which is in its eyes right now and living it what then what next ,would it have stopped dreaming would it have stopped at that .would it be happy .So many things to think about . As they say a picture speaks a thousand words .And this one jus told a whole story : ).
More Laters Pondering over a thing called Life .Btw to those people who dont know Hindi that is the meaning of my blog tittle "Ak cheez zindagi" = A thing called Life.

Found the Manual For the FX2

2005-02-23T09:48:00.000+05:45

Hmmm went and got my camera checked out from solo ,as suspected its a old SLR lot of thinngs can be done with it .Evrything is manual so the frist think i neede to do was source a manualk for it .I remember some of the controls from way back with the apperture setting and all but i dont think i ever touched the shutter speed knob.
Nyhow mailed Bijesh my photographer friend and he replied to me along with this info :Most of
the cameras in that era were simple to operate and didn't require a big manual like the current digital ones need. You just need to know the
basics.Here is the link to the manual of FX3 its the same as FX2
http://www.butkus.org/chinon/yashica_fx-3_7/yashica_fx-3_7.htm
So now i have the manual too.Hmmmm time I got down took some pics and find out if it works properly or not.
Well solo dude left for cochin Around 9 in the night on suryas bike hes one mad bummmm.Also bharani came and droped his RD350 at my place wanted to come along on my bike .LOL the Mileage problem has finally caught up with him :).Hmmm maybe ill exchange bikes with him for some time and see .Checked out the superbike but it was a 600 and not a 1200 as somebody told me .Will go again in the evening and take a test ride and see.

Photography and Desires!!!!!!!!!!

2005-02-22T16:46:00.000+05:45

Well guess what i finally found my dads old Yashica FX-2 manual camera.I have to work on my photography thing I remember I really wanted to do a lot with cameras and dad had even arranged a chat with the local photographer who would give me some gyan on the FX2 that wus way back in the 9th grade its another thing we got posted out and the whole thing just died in me .It wus rekindled by my journey to pondicherry recently where i actually sat and thought about pics and tried to fit my mental images onto the real world .I really wanted to do this .
Hmmmmmm so finally found the old war horse from some dusty corner have to get it serviced I hope I still can use it .Guess will go to my pal solo and show it to him .Also am on the way to check out the Ninja ZX12R with solo for a pal of mine .Its my dream to own a harley or a superbike at some point in life ahhhaaa what will be life if we dont have dreams and desires hmmmmmmm ask a MONK ;) .

Shamz

Insanity On the Road !!!!!!!!!!

2005-02-22T10:26:00.000+05:45

Insane Traffic In Chennai (Only way to survive is to be insane )

Damnnnnnnn chennai traffic sucks big time brothers (just to let those weak in geography know that chennai is in A state called Tamil Nadu In INDIA south east asia )
Anyhow i have had a lot of incidents and accidents here .The latest incident happened today I wus riding to work and was trailing this huge bus which was fish tailing all over the lil road .hmmmmm thought better to overtake it and be safe .SO in front of the university crazy snake bus driver slows down to a crawl .i move to the side there is this cycle walla going in the corner thers almost 6 feet of space between him and the bus also hes going in a straight line doesnt look like some of those cyclists who rather then going straight keep making figure of S on the road .SO im like about time to overtake from fourth gear cut down to 3rd give 2 honks on the horn to let the cycle fellow know im coming thru .Hahahahahah now the fun starts as soon as i near the cycle guy he decides to chuck the straight line and starts the figure S routine im like FUCK U maniacccc in my mind .I let go of the accelerater the engine roars as i cut gear again to brake .Slam the rear brakes thers a screeeeecchhhhhhh and im full out into a skid now hmmmm pump the front brakes .Thers a collective gasp from the bus riding fellows i could hear it through my helmet they gooooo ohhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!! at one point of time im in between the bus and the cycle fellow but then i fall back and the cyclist after 1 minute of insanity comes back to ground zero and goes on the straight line again .I look at him and the expression on his face is amazing not a care in the world nothing he looks at me as if nothing has happened and im like grrrrrrrrrrrrr ahhhaaaaa .Insanity is Bliss people dont even know what they are doing and how it might affect others .To guys like these i have only this to say u want to die go die man but not under my wheels itll spoil the paint job ;) And ill be in JAIL .Check out the pic of typical chennai traffic ull know how the thing goes .

Fight Club and Vague Thoughts!!!!!!

2005-02-21T14:24:00.000+05:45

Saw Fight Club some time back .It wus lying dumped on my hard disk for quite some time now .As im not a movie person (had jus seen 4 movies in theatres last year) .didnt look at at thought another mindless movie about some fight (reminded me of street fighter ) .Its not that I beleive in non violence Gandhi will only shrug if i tell him about how I am to hell with turning the other cheek bloody give more then what u get brothers .If you get slapped break some bones in return .But I dont like the violence in movies as they say its mindless doesnt serve any purpose ,if u fight for real u learn something it maybe big or it maybe small.Either u kick ass or you get ur ass kicked .But both ways you learn ,when u get into a fight u know what the consequences are gonna be and you are ok with it maybe u were wrong or maybe the other guys wus wrong but when u start finish it.Either u make a stand and fight or u just follow what stronger ppl tell u .
Anyhow talking about Fight Club one fine night was so bored that double clicked on the movie icon hmmmm wus quite surprised about the whole thing .Really liked the movie .some part of the movie reminded me of this phrase I had read in Richard Bachs book "A Bridge Across Forever" dont remember what it exactly said but its something like:::::: what if somebody wants you do something and offers hundred kooligans for it now to you kooligans dont mean anything so you wont do it but what if he offers you something that does mean something to you now that changes everything doesnt it .So when people dont get other people who dont care bout the usual things like money fame girls etc etc .They have to go back to the kooligan theory to these guys all the above things jus mean kooligans but when u talk in their language and offer them what they want or need they will appear just like all of us .Hmmmmm .If you are not getting what im writing here well id refer you to the kooligan theory .Also if u get to watch fight club do see it i dont know how many of you will see it the way I SAW IT .
Will have to add another movie to my list now :::::
Terminator 2
Matrix 1
Fight Club
Some of the movies that i can watch again and again no matter what .

2005-02-21T13:33:00.000+05:45

Pic By Musafir.freya On the way to Hampi(Karnataka)
It wus a hell of ride as musafir(yamaha RX-100) had an alighnment problem .The difference was almost 5 inches how freya managed to do 4000 odd kms on it defies understanding :) .As they say u never know if something can be done unless you go ahead and do it .
Talking about bikes and rides I love to travell and if i can do it on my bike (Enfeild 350) even more better. My rides are more about the places and the people and the things i see im not the kind of person who will remeber how many kms from where is what turn but ill remember the sites sounds people the things i see and the places themselves but have started to make an effort to rember them now as can help out a fellow traveller ,one of these days ill write one of my stories here it will take a huge effort but im up for .I like this whole blog thing :) .

Leasons Learnt In a Police Station

2005-02-21T11:03:00.000+05:45

Well!!! welll !!!! My First almost DUI(Driving Under The Influence )section 187 of the motor vechles act or wus it 185, i will have to check the Police notice for that .
Well the story goes like this had some( and mind you it was only some) on saturday night and popped a couple of mentos in my mouth and thought wus ready to go .I take the bend from the beach and find 5 or 6 cops stopping cars im like shit what luck nyhow .The Cop talked to me once and said ahhhhaaaa we have a prospective "bakra here" .The smile on his face could only have been matched by the one given to him on the news of his first born.There were four more bakras there ready for slaughter .Pathetic creatures no spine in them .
As the story goes wus taken to some shady hospital in saidapet where some doc gave me a certificate With the option "Had consumed alcohol and wus not found under the influence " no breath test no blood test nothing ,maybe the doc was so proffesional that he has tuned his sniffing sense to just sniff out the percentage of alcohol in the bakras blood :).
nyhow after all this the cops took us back to the crime scene and gave each ofus a police notice with somehting scribbbled on it (the hand writting wus so bad that i was surprised how the hell he managed to clear his 10th leave alone becoming a cop lol) .Me and the cop went on a joy ride in my car were we took two chakkers of the beach the bloody cop enjoying each bit of it .I tried the saaaarrrr please saarrrrrrr therapy to which the Crisp response came "No No this money is not for me I have done full karwai now itll be the courts that will settle " I wodered then why is he not leting me go hmmmmmm .Started to think how much money ill have to give .Did a mental calculation results ====== 80 Rs Indian , 100 Rs bangladeshi .thats all i had in my pocket hmmmmm a tough bargaining will be needed here .
After the joy ride we landed at the police station.The other bakras were going full out , hmmm "kasai kabhi bakre par taras nahi karta " roughly translates into A buttcher never has any pity on the lamb .Nyhow i waited for all the guys to finish as i had the least to offer .The guys paid 1500 each and went home (the net gain for the cop wus almost 6 grand in one night or wus it for the courts heheheh).
It wus preety late now alomost 2 AM in the night called some friends asked them what to do they said man pay something as nothing can be done but something for me wus nothing for them ;) ,Nyhow told the cops my situation so the tech savy cop says go to ATM hahahahah man that was a good one ,unluckly for him i dont have ATM card .so that idea didnt help .After a lot of yapping i stated to get pissed .Finally the guy told me to talk to the SI.
The SI wus in deep slumber oblivious of the prblm this bakra wus facing .SO woke him up .he woke up like a kumbakaran glared at me and said "whattttttt uuu stillll ere give money kno for court"Also he said the actual fine is 2000 if i pay here they will let me off for 1500 hahahahah the friendly neighbourhood cop was giving me a discount of 500 bucks maybe it was happy hours, nyhow i said fuck it time to get a lil tough as the soft approach failed tottaly so it wus either nothing or 1500 .So started by asking hey Mr COP what section are u charging me under :reply Section 187 of motor veh act .
Me: Its not written on the police notice you gave me
Cop: rubbing one eye :What !
Me :the doc certificate u gave me says i wus not found under the influence the how can i be charged for DUI ?????
COP:That we do for evrybody (i wanted to laugh but didnt gud for me :) )
Me :You didnt Take any breath test or blood sample.
Cop: standing up NO need for that .hahahah (remeberd my theory of the proffesional doc )
ME: even if u do the test there is something called permissible limits also you cant do anything now.Hmmm it wus advantage me kept the assault going.
Me :I started reading my rights written on the back of the Police Notice
" cops cant keep the car unless there is possiblity its a stolen vechile or somethinf ,only xerox copies of papers have to be shown to the cops originals only to Court "
COP: For u its a criminal case so we will keep car.
Me : what criminal case ???
Cop Scratching Head what ??????
Me : saaarrr u know what the whole thing is i know what the whole thing is ,also i dont have any money so just leave it.
Cop:Whatttt you are not letting me sleep !!!!HAHAHAHAHA he wus a funny SI
Me: give me the key an u sleep .
Cop: what yaar come .

Calls one sipahi notes down my address and say come on monday and give money .I smile at him an say i dont have any money be it monday tuesday or sunday .Hmmmm cop scratches his head one more time and gives me the keys .While going out he almost pleads
"so when are you coming "
Me : dont know maybe ill come on TV " loved the parting shot .cop wus stunned .

I go out where the junior sipahi says give something kno i said u want 100 bangaldeshi rupees he politely refused :) .went home and slept oh yeah almost forgot i got a souvenier from the Cop hole too .

LESSONS LEARNT
1. donot drink and drive.
2.DO NOT DRINK and DRIVE.

3. know your rights.
4. make a stand dont be a spineless bumm.
5.Keep finger crossed and bribe the gods by promising a coconut to the local deity :)

Regards
A wiser Shamz

Wellll im still getting the hang of this thing

2005-02-19T10:15:00.000+05:45

hmmmmm Technology .People have thought of so many things to make our life easier that it actually ends up makint it more complex .click this click that add picture remove this add a shade here remove a shade there lol man lets go back to the simple pen and paper business.
Talking of pen and paper how many of you guys have tried reading E-books ????? well i have and i think its a pathetic attempt .I still want to get that feel of a book in my hands .Leave it when ever where ever i want to and just pick it up again ,toss it here toss it there (i know im not that careful with books ) but i do read .Nyhow i think all things have there pros and cons But for me all of that can go down the drain .........im for pen and paper :).
Im still figuring this whole blog thing out till then ciaoooo

Hmmmm Of Sign ups and Sign downs

2005-02-19T09:59:00.000+05:45

hmmmm why im here at this blogging site ,i dont even know what blogging means only that rhymes with clogging :).The reason im here is cuz i had checked out some bodys blog thing and wanted to post some comments on the content and before i knew it a lot of screens some info and lot of next buttons and tadddaa im here ,writing this down heheheheh three cherrs to technology which really makes you do things that u havent even thought of .But now that i have started maybe ill unclog my mind here .Its surprising how much clutter is in there .till next time ciaooooooo